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    Sunday morning, we rub muzzles and make the bed.

    “I can’t believe I’ve been so… happy… for a whole week!”

    “Is it your first week with friends?”

    “Y-yeah,” I reply, “I haven’t felt this loved since before my family died.”

    “You’re in for a real surprise,” Fluttershy coos.

    I smile and head downstairs. She follows and escorts me to the bakery.

    We barely get in the door when Pinkie Pie tickles my nose with a party horn. I sneeze.

    “Gesundheit!”

    “Thanks,” I smile, “what’s with the party?”

    “It’s your ‘First-Week-of-Having-Friends-in-Ponyville’ party!”

    I smile even more, noticing the red velvet cake with red frosting. It’s decorated with a rim of cherries. And then I see the bowl of blood-red punch. I ask, “How did you know my favorite color?”

    “I just guessed,” Pinkie shrugs. She shows me a crate.

    “Oh, my…”

    A caw can be heard. I open the crate… and a raven perches himself onto my hoof.

    “That’s a pretty big raven,” Rainbow muses.

    “I’m gonna call him… Edgar,” I smile, kissing him on the head.

    “Why Edgar?”

    “After my favorite author, Edgar Allan Poeny.”

    We cheer. The festivities begin in a blast of music. It goes on and on for hours… and I love it. This has been my first week of true happiness… I hope I have more like this week. Happiness is a product of friendship… and friendship is magic.

                                                                                            

    We wake up the next morning. Saturday. Oh, boy.

    “Time to watch all these episodes of Neighs of our Lives, right?”

    “I’ll get some popcorn.”

    Soon Flutters and I are cuddling on the couch, sharing popcorn, and watching soap operas.

    “Oh my! Did Nicolt really just--”

    “She did.”

    Soon our DVR is free of our stories. I look over and smile. “How about a horror movie?” I ask.

    “Um… I don’t know…”

    “It’s okay. I’ll be here. It’s just an image on the screen. It won’t hurt you.”

    Fluttershy nods and cuddles up to me. We choose The Trottingham Chainsaw Massacre. Surprisingly, she doesn’t utter a sound throughout the whole movie. She just cuddles under my wing.

    “It wasn’t so bad, was it?” I ask as the movie ends.

    “Actually… I was still a bit scared.”

    I kiss her cheek.

    “I have to ask… why did you get all those piercings?” Fluttershy asks.

    “I got my nostril pierced and my eyebrow pierced to show my individuality. My ear piercings… did ‘em myself ‘cuz I can.”

    “They’re all very nice,” she smiles, blushing.

    “Thanks, Flutters.”

    We turn off the TV and go to bed.

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    Friday morning, we wake up. I look into her eyes, and she looks into mine.

    “I was told that the school is holding a presentation today… about diversity… Miss Cheerilee remembers you and would like you to present your story. It might help you find closure.”

    “Buck it. I’ll do it.”

     I arrive at the schoolhouse. Miss Cheerilee claps her hooves. She asks her students, “Can anypony tell me what diversity is?”

    “Two line raps?”

    All the colts laugh.

    “No, Snips. Diversity is having different kinds of ponies working, playing, and living together in one community. I have a very special guest. Please give her your respect and attention. One of my former students, Shattered Heart.”

    I walk in, my wings tucked in, as colts and fillies look at me. Miss Cheerilee gives me a nod, and I begin. I clear my throat and smile weakly. “Hello… my name is Shattered Heart. I see this classroom is very diverse… so many Earth ponies, unicorns, and pegasi in one room. I’m different from most pegasi… I have a condition known as Ground syndrome… my wings can fold and unfold… but I can’t fly. Ponies made fun of me. Sometimes I wonder if there are other flightless pegasi in Equestria. I also have a marefriend. See, everypony is different. Diversity is basically what makes you… you.”

    Miss Cheerilee smiles as soon as she realizes I’m done. “Any questions?”

    A pink filly with a white and purple mane gets out of her seat and approaches me. She sneers, “What kind of pegasus can’t even fly?! Are you a retard like that Derpy Hooves?”

    I gallop out of the schoolhouse in tears. Finding a swing set, I sit down and cry softly.

    Miss Cheerilee turns to the filly with anger in her eyes. “Diamond Tiara!”

    “What?”

    “You know exactly what! That was the most callous act I’ve seen from a foal in years! She’s opened up to you and the other students, and you think it’s acceptable to ridicule somepony because they’re different from you! Shattered Heart can’t help being born unable to fly! I don’t care who your father is; this is the final straw. Diamond Tiara, I’m going to have to expel you.”

    Diamond Tiara’s smug look vanishes. She turns to a gray filly with a light gray mane and glasses. “Help me out, Silver Spoon!”

    “Even I thought that was really rude of you,” Silver Spoon replies, “and honestly, you’re finally getting what you deserve.”

    Scootaloo pipes up, “I can’t fly either! Does that make me a retard?!”

    “Of all the bad apples, you’re the worst,” Applebloom growls.

    “Why do have to be such a BITCH to everyone, you heartless excuse of a filly?!” a black unicorn colt with a white mane and gray eyes shouts.

    The snobby little filly is showered in hateful comments, boos, and hisses from everypony except Miss Cheerilee, who just looks at her sternly. She closes her eyes and walks out of the schoolhouse. The students and Miss Cheerilee walk outside and approach the swing I’m sitting on.

    “Are you alright, dear?”

    “It happened again, Miss Cheerilee… but you finally did something.”

    A pang of guilt hits the teacher like a freight train. “I’m sorry if you feel I wasn’t doing anything before. I want you to know that I really was concerned for your well-being. I just confronted them when you weren’t around.”

    I wipe my muzzle on my unbandaged hoof. “S-so you didn’t take their side?”

    “My goal as a teacher is to help you learn, not take sides in a dispute.”

    The other foals try to cheer me up, but their efforts are in vain… until a purple unicorn filly comes up to me, sniffling. Her eyes are red and swollen, and she doesn’t look too happy.

    “What’s wrong, Dinky?” Applebloom asks.

    “Diamond Tiara made fun of my mommy!” Dinky blurts through her tears.

    I pick her up and let her rest her head on my shoulder. Gently I push my back hooves up and begin swinging slowly. I rub her back and sing that familiar tune. “Don’t you cry, dear little filly… tomorrow will be here soon… dry your eyes, dear little filly… look at the stars and the moon… wipe your tears, dear little filly… tomorrow’s another day… I promise, dear little filly… melius cras fore.”

    Dinky stops crying and hugs me. She looks at me and smiles a little. Seeing her smile… it makes me… happy.

    I smile and wave goodbye before heading back to the cottage. I open the door and step inside.

    “You look like you’ve been crying.”

    “I have.”

    “You poor mare,” Fluttershy coos, embracing me and wrapping me up in her wings.

    I smile.

    That night, we enjoy a romantic comedy before bed.

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    Thursday. Fluttershy seems… jumpy… skittish…

    “Is everything okay?”

    Fluttershy screams. She turns around and blushes. “Oh… it’s only you… no. Tonight is Nightmare Night!”

    “Don’t be scared. If it makes you feel safer, I’ll go with you to get candy. You’re never too old for Nightmare Night.”

    “I-I suppose so.”

    “I got some costumes yesterday while you went to check on the animals,” I smile.

    Hours later, I convince her to put on her costume and grab a tote. She steps out in a dark teal leotard, leggings of the same color, an antenna headband with dark teal balls on the ends, and pink cardboard butterfly wings on her natural wings. She looks in a mirror and squees.

    I put on my costume and grab a tote. Fluttershy looks at me and her eyes bulge. I step out wearing a jet black Mareticia Addams dress, fishnets on my back hooves, black shoes, a jet black wig, and black eye and lip makeup. What completes the costume is a pair of large gray balls in the front of my dress. “Do you like it?”

    “I love it,” Fluttershy smiles, flapping her wings.

    We head out. Stallions and colts stare at me before being scooted along by angry mares. As we reach our first stop, my eyes meet those of a small, pale pink colt. “Hello.”

    The colt is dressed like a member of the Royal Guard. His mane is blue and his eyes are purple. “Hi… um, are you an overgrown filly?”

    “You’re never too old for Nightmare Night,” I tell him, “stallion, mare, or foal.”

    “Okay. Thanks, lady!”

    “Skyler, where are your manners?” Twilight appears in a wizard costume. “Sorry about that, Shattered Heart.”

    “Is this the mare you told me about, Aunt Twilight?”

    “Yes,” she sighs in exasperation, “this is the mare who danced with my friend at the gala.”

    “Oh. I’m sorry, Miss. My name is Skyler Shield. I’m Twilight’s nephew.”

    “Shattered Heart.” I shake his hoof.

    We get our candy and go to the next hot spot, which just so happens to be Sweet Apple Acres.

    “Oh, I’d love a caramel apple right now,” I muse.

    As we get to the barn, Big Macintosh appears wearing… a dress? And makeup?

    “My dear, I do declare, your costume is more revealin’ than a newspaper gossip column!”

    I blush and say, “Nightmare Night, what a fright, give me something sweet to bite.”

    “Y’all have a pretty voice. Here’s a nice, big caramel-coated apple on a stick. Take care!”

    “Thanks.”

    Fluttershy turns to me and whispers, “Thank you for coming with me. I feel much safer.” She kisses my cheek.

    Later, we get back to the cottage and binge on candy. I go upstairs and instantly crash upon impact with the pillow.

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